Living hand-to-mouth on my carp flies is getting to me. Enough is enough, time to try and get ahead for once. In that spirit I sat down and threw together a "clew" of Trouser Worms. A "clew" you ask? Evidently that is the term for a bunch of worms. Like school, herd, flock etc. When I was looking it up I was afraid it would be "bunch" and well, that is pretty boring so I was going to make up my own. A "massacre" of worms sounds about right given how much carp dig these babies but clew will work.
Worms are tolerant sorts, I imagine that odd looking fella out front can be in their clew. Unless it doesn't work, in which case I am hanging it in a tree under the first murder of Crows I find. And unless you are curious Mr and Mrs Justices of the supreme court THAT is coercion.