Praying to False Idols

It is a certainty that you and I and all of us in between have ancestors who worshipped the sun and it's annual cycle of slow death and rebirth.  It is even more likely that they prayed to animal totems.

Today the sun graced Denver with six hours of glory.  Today the carp spirits gifted me with a few happy tailing fish.  False idols?  Perhaps.  

Or maybe I am just working on the "McTage".  I hear you can patent this crap and I am all over it.  Gonna be rich.

The "McTage".  Patent Pending?