|But them there are some sweet sweet stillwater lips baby!|
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Angelina Jolie - Stillwater or River Carp?
OK, now that we have established the truth about my carp-lip-callus theory (peer reviewed and everything) I think I have stumbled upon a corollary. After further review (horribly trying Internet research) I now believe that Angelina Jolie's lips are real! Therefore, given the callus theory, Angelina Jolie is most definitely a still-water carp and not a river carp. Ain't the scientific method great? Now, before I get letters from her publicist or a knock at the door by the scarier half of fight-club just keep in mind this is fly-carpin and at fly-carpin carp lips are revered. Around here being compared to a still-water carp is just a heart-felt compliment!