Saturday, April 28, 2012

Angelina Jolie - Stillwater or River Carp?

OK, now that we have established the truth about my carp-lip-callus theory (peer reviewed and everything) I think I have stumbled upon a corollary.  After further review (horribly trying Internet research) I now believe that Angelina Jolie's lips are real!  Therefore, given the callus theory, Angelina Jolie is most definitely a still-water carp and not a river carp.  Ain't the scientific method great?  Now, before I get letters from her publicist or a knock at the door by the scarier half of fight-club just keep in mind this is fly-carpin and at fly-carpin carp lips are revered.  Around here being compared to a still-water carp is just a heart-felt compliment! 

Angelina Jolie

But them there are some sweet sweet stillwater lips baby!

13 comments:

  1. I love this game. Let's find more celebrities to compare to carp!

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    1. Insulting people makeyou cool?

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    2. Actually not a bad point. I will remove the "stupid" reference and rephrase.

      Sorry EMB, I may have exhausted my store of celebrity knowledge there. Wait, I DID find in my research today that whats-her-name, the cute freckly one who is always in jail because she can't seem to bother to make a court date probably had lip injections. (Yeah, I know real clear, could be 3/4 of hollywood) Which we all now know was un-necessary. A couple of rounds around the lake sucking crayfish out of rubble and she would have accomplished the same effect for free!

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  3. The lip enhancement is called, get this, "Trout Pout" and when you see it it is well named. Now, they could do it for free with a snorkel and a willingness to join the big minnows, who may be flattered, though I think not.

    Gregg

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    1. I didn't even know about the Trout Pout moniker. That is hilarious because they probably have no idea Carp pout is a much better description.

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  4. I wonder if she has pharyngeal teeth too.

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  5. I dunno but dental surgery has come a long way. Could be the next big thing.

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  6. I agree that those are some nice lips Gig, but really? I mean I love carp and everything but...

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  7. I didn't even know carp used lip balm! Whadya think they would prefer, cherry or strawberry?

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